For those of you who haven't heard, Belgian TV has shown a commercial of the Smurfs getting bombed. And so from the bowels of IRC, we now know the culprits!

‹ @hhu › and I finally figured out who would attack smurf village, the snorks
‹ @hhu › in an unholy alliance with my little pony, they started their incidious plan to eliminate their blue saturday morning rivals
‹ @hhu › what that unicef belgium cartoon didn't show was the special ops care bear force that infiltrated snork cove and took out guided a precision munitions strike with help from care-a-lot
‹ @hhu › Rainbow Brite, not liking the mess, played the part of Switzerland
‹ @hhu › In order to preserve Saturday Morning peace, the FCC would give GI Joe, Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors, And He Man/She-ra one last chance to squash the conflict once and for all
‹ @hhu › Cobra teamed up with Bravestarr as peacekeepers. color the cobra logo and it kinda looks like the UN logo, no?
‹ @hhu › unfortunetly, Cobra was no match for the think tank known as Muppet Babies
‹ @hhu › The muppet babies made imaginative attack plans that totally neutralized Cobra
‹ @hhu › The last desperate call was made to the Silverhawks and Thundercats to come home as fast as possible
‹ @hhu › but it was too late
‹ @hhu › the FCC dropped the hammer by first sending in Mr. T's saturday morning cartoon, Turbo Teen, Wayne Gretzky, Micheal Jordan, and Bo Jackson's all stars, and horror of Horrors, Peter Pan and the Pirates
‹ @hhu › then they killed everyone by introducing the E/I requirement
‹ @hhu › with a vaccum created, Japan moved in.
‹ @hhu › The Argos and the SDF-1 cruised in, same as Commodoore Perry sailed into Japan
‹ @hhu › Voltron forces raided the ground
‹ @hhu › and then, in a brutal crush, cruel dictator Serena showed up with her personal hit squad of Amy,Raye, Lita, and Mina
‹ @hhu › and the rest is history

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